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Fedor Facts Contest!

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  1. mike
    Strikeforce Official
    mike

    Respond to this topic with your best Fedor facts! Five members will receive a Fedor vs. Rogers event T-shirt! Just like Chuck Norris Facts, the last emperor deserves his own facts as well.

    Examples:
    1. Fedor does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Fedor goes killing.
    2. When Fedor does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
    3. Superman wears a pair of Fedor pajamas.

    Rules:
    - Be a member of the Strikeforce forum
    - Have a valid email address so we can contact you
    - ONE FACT PER RESPONSE, but members can respond as many times as they want to this topic
    - Five t-shirts will be given away to the best five facts!
    - Contest ends 11/2 at midnight PST

    hello
    Posted 4 months ago #
  2. gump34
    Member
    gump34

    Both of Fedor's hands beat a royal flush.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  3. MMASupremacy
    Member
    MMASupremacy

    Posted 4 months ago #
  4. MMASupremacy
    Member
    MMASupremacy

    Posted 4 months ago #
  5. evic
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    Fedor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  6. evic
    Member
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    GOD doesn't dare use Fedor's name in vain.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  7. FGpr
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    Fedor beat Andre the Giant a few times in a drinking contest

    Posted 4 months ago #
  8. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Fedor does not bow to the King of Saudi Arabia, the King bows to Fedor.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  9. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Fedor can order breakfast from McDonald's after 10:30.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  10. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    King James didn't write the Bible, Fedor wrote it.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  11. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Fedor doesn't put a pig on the grill, the pig puts itself on the grill after seeing Fedor.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  12. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    One time Fedor was having sex with his wife in their car, a bit of his semen ended up leaking in to the car engine, we now know this vehicle as "Optimus Prime".

    Posted 4 months ago #
  13. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Fedor made a quadriplegic tap out.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  14. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    When Fedor walks into 7-11 with no shoes, no shirt he still gets service.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  15. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Fedor can walk on water.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  16. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    It has been a known fact that Fedor's tears are the cure for cancer, too bad Fedor has never cried.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  17. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Fedor painted the Sistine Chapel left-handed.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  18. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Fedor can strike you with his left brain despite that he is right handed.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  19. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Fedor is going to sue NBC for copyright infringement of a TV series named after his two fists, Law and Order.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  20. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Columbus didn't sail on the Nina, Pinta, and the Santa Maria, he sailed on the Fedor, Vladimirovich, and the Emelianenko.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  21. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Egyptians didn't build the the Great Pyramids, Fedor did... blindfolded.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  22. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Fedor has counted to infinity... Twice.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  23. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Fedor can sneeze with his eyes open.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  24. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    An asteroid didn't kill the dinosaurs, it was Fedor after he cracked his knuckles.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  25. Drewlius
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    A giant lizard once tried to run away from Fedor, covering over 100 miles of scorched ground. The earth shook, and the citizens screamed. Fedor finally caught the evil creature and slayed it via armbar. It was Godzilla.

    The great warrior Achilles could defeat almost anyone in battle. He was undefeated over his entire liftime. He ran into a man named "The Last Emperor", it ended via anklelock.

    There is no 'ctrl' button on Fedor's computer, Fedor is always in control.

    The Dos Equis guy asks Fedor for travel, dress, and dining suggestions.

    Fedor's training partners include God, Hercules, and Zeus. Chuck Norris is the waterboy.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  26. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    Christians read the Bible of Jesus, Jesus reads the Diary of Fedor

    Posted 4 months ago #
  27. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Fedor is faster than the speed of sound, and light combined.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  28. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    President Washington is not on the one dollar bill, it's Fedor in a wig.

    Posted 4 months ago #
  29. Urban
    Member
    Urban

    If Fedor is running late, time better slow down!

    Posted 4 months ago #
  30. ufcSUCKS
    Member
    ufcSUCKS

    Atlas didn't support the heavens, it was Fedor... with his pinky finger.

    Posted 4 months ago #

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